Domestic Terrorists on Kristof Farms: Send in the Troops

Deploy to Yamhill, Not Portland: Forget “war-ravaged Portland.” The real domestic terrorists are chewing roots at Kristof Farms. President Trump just announced that he is dispatching federal troops “to protect war-ravaged Portland” from what he called “domestic terrorists.”

We’d like to apply to have those troops come and help suppress the domestic terrorist problem we have here on Kristof Farms. Read more here. And if the troops finish early, we have other missions: paint the barn, cut back blackberries and thistles, and—if they’re feeling truly heroic—smooth out the ruts in our driveway. Ideally before Oct. 4, when we host our next cider & wine tastings and tours at 2:45 p.m. You and they are welcome to join or learn more here! Email info@KristofFarms.com

Connie Wants Backup! Our Chief Security Officer does her best, but even she can’t fight off all the deer mocking our “impregnable” fence.

The tastings tours are $50 per person, which includes the ciders, wines and snacks, and is also applied to any purchase of six or more bottles or to a new membership in the Kristof Farms wine club or cider club. Reserve early by emailing info@KristofFarms.com. And if we run out of spaces, priority will go to members of the wine club or cider club.